The Whole Kit

Coffee, chaos, and a mystery box, delivered.

You get a bag of our coffee — your grind, our surprise blend that week — plus a shirt or hoodie we picked out because we thought you'd wear it, not because it was collecting dust. What you get is random. That you'll actually like it is not. Pick your size, pick your frequency, and let us handle the rest like the slightly-too-invested friends we are.

Monthly $53 · Biweekly $113  — cancel, pause, or skip anytime, no hard feelings.